Berat

dari dulu nak naikkan berat badan..
sampai skang x naik naik..
apa yg perlu aku lakukan haaahhhhhhhhh...
haaihhh sssstresssss..

jawapannya adalah makan la..
skang tgh lapar..
apa lagi, makan la..
aku makan pun malas..
makan pun x ikot time..
mana nak naik berat badan...

okay2
rasa dh boleh makan dah sekarang..
tak tau la ada lauk apa kat meja..
jom g check..
bismillah hirrohmanirrohim..

Saman

sebelum majlis konvokesyen bulan 11 atau 12 ni,
uitm suruh clearkan hutang piutang kat depa..
aku pun check la ada hutang ke tak..
rupanya ada.....
jumlah RM200..
dan aku mcm what the puck!
apahal mahal sangat.. dia tulis saman lalu lintas..
ingat punya ingat aku memang x ingat bila..
aku pun call lah diorang..
pastu dia pun bgtau la bila aku kena..
2 kali kena saman lalu lintas..
yg first sebab takde sticker..
yg second sebab parking kat tepi jalan..
okay aku pun dah ingat lah balik bila.. lolz..
tapi still what the whaatt lah 1 saman bernilai seratus!!
dulu aku kena saman parking MBSA x sampai 50!
tp walaupun 2 saman 200, tp dia kata kompaun dikenakan 100 je..
so kene bayar 100 je.. aku tanya la dia blh kurang lagi tak..
dia tak bagi.. aku pun redha je la..
tp tetap 100 weh!!
mana aku nk curik duit nih.. dh la kerja xde..
100 boleh beli mcm2 kot yg boleh memuaskan hidup aku..
haritu dah mintak ayah duit bayar duit streamyx rumah sewa...
pastu nk mintak lagi 100 pasal saman uitm..
ahh demmit la you.. dh habis belajar pun kena susah lagi..
memang wajib kena bayar sebab nak konvo kan.. lolz..
xpe la nnt aku bayar la..
pastu lagi requirement utk konvo, kene submit sijil MUET
dan sesungguhnya slip MUET aku dah hilang ntah ke mana..
aku x cari pun.. tgk dalam folder sijil xde, sah la hilang..
kena buat slip tu kat kementerian peperiksaan..
haigoooo malas gila............
sapa nk teman........

Call

pagi tadi,
phone berbunyi..
number 03 yang tidak dikenali..
aku menjawab panggilan tersebut..
kedengaran suara wanita dan melafazkan kata2..
"hello, may I speak to Sulaiman"
dan aku pun menjawab dengan suara seksi ala2 baru bgn tidor..
"yes, speaking" dan aku kenal suara itu..
suara admin Bina Scheduler..
dia call.. tanya dah kerje ke belum..
dan aku cakap belum..
dan dia panggil untuk 2nd interview hari rabu ni..
seriously? selepas sebulan lebihhh...
dan memandangkan aku memanglah tidak bekerja lagi..
aku pun okay la sebab memang menunggu nunggu pun..
menunggu panggilan interview la..
so rabu ni.. kene g office dia kat PJ..
ntah la 2nd interview ni apa yg akan di interviewkan..
dulu 1st interview dengan admin dia..
nanti rabu ni dengan director dia pulak..
hmm
doa doakan lah aku berjaya..
walaupun aku ada dgr benda mengenai syarikat ni..
tapi aku x kesah.. i'll do the best kalau dapat kerja..
i had enough of leisure time without earning money..
ntah la buat masa sekarang ni ye la semangat.
nnt dah kerja nanti, ada la nnt update bosan la nk tuka kerja la tu la ni la.
aku akan cuba menjadi yg terbaik tanpa mengupdate perkara mcm tu..
ya..akanku cuba dan cuba dan coba..

Biscuit

Biscuit Teacher and Star Candy or Hello My Teacher

this is K-Drama..

aku pun x tau la apasal orang prejudice skeptikal sgt dgn korea/japan

aku rasa okay je..

they are better than mat salleh2 barat tu..

cerita ni aku dah tengok lama dulu dah zaman tok kadok..

tapi tiba2 mcm teringat balik, aku pun cari link kat youtube..

mula2 stream kat youtube je tgk part by part..

last2 rasa mcm lembab gila.. terfikir la nak mendownload..

lantas aku mencari download link kat google..

dan sememangnya, google x pernah menghampakan..

like people say, "google is everyone bestfriend"

indeed google is my bestfriend!

hah.. lepas jumpa download link, aku pun mula lah mendownload..

start dari episode satu sampai sekarang ni tgh download episode 8..

tu direct download..

tapi at the same time torrent download sentiasa berjalan..

torrent download full episode..

tgk la mana satu siap dulu kan..

total episode ada 16..

subtitle mmg dah download awal dah..

boleh la satu hari satu episode yg direct download ni..

walaupun download 6 jam, aku redha je.. 

cerita ni best..

pasal budak sekolah dan cikgu..

and friendship between classmates sume..

membuatkan aku teringat kehidupan sebagai pelajar.. eceywahh

walaupun mcm cliche sbb dorang mmg byk buat cerita mcm ni,

tapi it different on its own way..

sebab tu aku nak tgk lagi selepas bertahun2 dah usia cerita ni..

plus, aku amat lah bosan xde bende nk buat dlm bilik..

dan running man pulak seminggu sekali baru ada link download dia..

pastu movies/drama dlm external harddisk semua mcm malas nk tgk..

saje menyusahkan diri nak download jugak..

haih x sabar nk habiskan tgk cerita ni..

sambil mengalirkan air mata jantan aku.. 

hahaha

Ntah

i don't know why but i feel awkward writing blog sekarang ni... ntah rasa mcm dah tak reti bercerita dalam ni... ntah.. maybe feeling nk bercerita tak sampai lagi kot.. ntah.. tak tau la.. bakat menaip dan bercerita dah tak de kot.. lolz.. atau maybe sebab kehadiran twitter kot.. situ tempat aku update apa2 setiap saat.. jadi mcm malas nk type pjg2 dalam blog.. tp.. ntah... tunggu feeling datang baru boleh seronok menaip dalam blog kot... ntah

Hanging

currently i am unemployed..
for 2 months since i fully submitted my dissertation..
2 times went to interview at 2 different companies..
my 1st interview, was not too well, maybe because i was not well prepared.
but my 2nd interview, was not too bad.. but still not too good..
hmmm i have to improve..... next interview i'll try to do the best..
but no call for interview yet.. zZZ

and what i've been doing right now is......
youtube-ing, fb, twitter, reading manga, and watching movies and dramas from ext hddisk.
what a waste of life heh..

i should go work with my father..
i will..

Longing

my dream..
my dream is only to earn more money..
so that i can save it and do something with it..
the only thing that i've been longing for ages..
the only thing that i'll keep it to myself..
the only thing that can make me happy for my entire life..
at the moment nobody knows about it.. except my sister..
i wish my dream comes true..

but the biggest problem is............. i am a big spender!
the biggest problem, and the hardest challenge..
duh...

House

Selamat Hari Raya!!

hmm during raya I always wish to live in a big house.
because.. when it comes to raya, during open house, i can provide a better hospitality for guests..
xde la diorang kena makan kat luar rumah.. panas.. xde tempat duduk dan sebagainya...

sorry.. sbb rumah kecil.. -.-''

Maaf Zahir Batin!!

CM

Let the picture do the story..

like people say, pictures tell best..

very sweet of me to compile these pictures.. hahah

good job guys! we've completed every semester "must-do" picnic!

Karma

Me

me spoiled things. @.@

Joke?

Idk if it's a joke or what.
but.
no matter what,
it hurts.

Funny

This post I found in facebook, and I think it's funny and I laughed while reading.. Do you? Let's figure it out!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity..)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God; I love that pig)....!

Won't

it won't be me.
what makes me special from the others?
in your dream lah leman..
ha ha

But

but now...
i dont know..

Whatsapp

Whatsapp is not a mistake at all ! =D
but celcom's RM18 a week for unlimited internet subscription..
-.-''

Forgot

i actually forgot how i really enjoyed blogging back then... and all these sudden posts bring back old memories of me writing

T.T i really miss you Something! and now i'm back!

at least for now.. :)

Girl

my dream girl:

tall

white

straight/curl long hair

know how to write a song

play guitar

can sing

who??

yessss!

this is she!

Just

what's wrong i've done to you people?

i was just hanging out instead of lying on the bed!

i was just going to watch a movie!

i was just meeting new people!

i was just having some not-so-social life!

i was just doing nothing!

Much

fb then twitter then whatsapp..

errrr i hope i didn't go too much..

and i still hope i'm not becoming an annoying brat..

T.T

Annoying

i really hate annoying people..

what's worrying me is that i hope i'm not being one!

How

seriously i dont know

how to make my friends friend with my friends..

i friend with my friends' friends but how to make it vice versa? -.-''

Thesis

I dont know what will happen to my Thesis...

Clean

my Christian friend more aware of cleanliness.. shame on you..

Talk

lepas dengar talk kat Dewan Kuliah tadi pasal all the submission dates of thesis, with the VIVA and all, i REALLY hope my trip plan will be going well.. @.@

So

she's so kind, really, she is

she got both

Go

Dear JoeHan,

after i adopted you since u were 3 months old,

after 7 months live with me,

after i hand fed you everyday since you were baby,

after all the poos and pees and scratches you put on me,

after many times you escaped from your cage,

after few times i let you roaming free in the rooms,

after i put you a lot of trouble which caused you lost your fur,

after i brought you to the field even once,

after all the times we played together,

after all the happy days we spent together,

after many times you invaded my dreams,

after all these time you spent your lonely night in the cage,

after recently i neglected you for quite sometime,

i have to let you have a better life,

i have to let you meet your other kind,

i have to let you glide,

i have to let you be a man,

i have to let you meet all the chicks out there,

i have to let you have family,

i have to let you have your own son,

i have to let you be the leader of your own colony,

i have to let you meet someone better than me,

i have to let you go,

i have to....

i have to....

:'(

you are my first, and my last,

forever will..

JoeHan: September 2011 - unknown just yet 2012

Nvm

gila bayang fikiran melayang terkenang kenang bila lagi nak melewang tapi sayang kau milik orang jika kenal lebih awal tak lah aku angau sowang sowang

recently i met this one girl.. i like her.. what turns me on is that she can drive! hahah despite using 'kau aku' turns me off.. but she belongs to someone else for yearsss.. xde chan lahh.. sedeyhhh never mind being friend is not a bad thing though.. mana tahu ada jodoh ke nanti nanti.. amin...

Stuffy

idk why tonight i feel soooo stuffy.. susah nak bernafas.. byk sgt habuk ke dalam bilik ni.... hurrmm..

Eng

myyy ohh myyyy very very extremely super broken with that level of confident.. i mean i'm not that expert but it really extremely basic... sorry. usually i don't judge but this time i have to..

Hunger

New movie alert!

The Hunger Games!

People said the movie is AWESOME!

but i dont know how awesome is awesome..

so i'm going to watch it no matter what!

alone or balone or calone i don't care..

plus, another reason is the heroin is the chick from Narnia..

she's grown up fast!

BUT!!!! the main reason to watch The Hunger Game is...

HER!!

She sings The Hunger Games OST!!

Safe and Sound featuring The Civil Wars

watch it here..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhdNG_ebbTg

that is the definition of AWESOME!!

Allergic

I don't know if it is considered as allergic or not.. but everytime I wear helmet and tight the 'belt' and later after that (a day or two) pimples will start to 'grow' under left my chin where the 'belt' directly contact with my under left chin's skin..

yes..

everytime..

by considering this, it is my 2nd allergic after 'liquid medicine'.. 'liquid medicine' once go through my mouth, i'll MUNTAH! -.-

Link

i can feel it..

how you contact me...

how we connected..

how we communicated..

its like you call me..

through dreams!

2 times precisely..

the first time was I dream you escaped from your cage where the next morning I found out you were outside the cage jumping in the hall room..

and the latest one was I dream you were dead.. (oh God please don't).. It must mean that I gave you lack of attention.... so sorry.. these few days were busy and hectic times.. with classes, assignments, carnivals, thesis.............

sorry..

my only adorable pet, JoeHan

Hong Kong

Dear Hong Kong,

3 words, 9 letters,

I C.A.N.T W.A.I.T !!

and now everybody knows,

to Aussie as well!

hurry up JULY!! :P