Pick

Pick one.
Which one you want to be?
...

Mr Right who always Wrong.

Mr Know-Everything who knows Nothing.

Mr Success who never Accomplish anything.

Mr Perfect who is Gay.

Mr Shy who loves Gossips.

Mr Pretty who is Ugly.

Mr Lover who Never knows Loving.

Mr Cool who is Hot-Tempered.

Mr Funny who is very Boring.

Mr Brave who is a Loser.

Mr Top who always at the Bottom.

Mr Lucky who Never Fluky.

Mr Proud who is a Big-Talker.

Mr Well-Behaved who is Annoying.

Mr Innocent who is a Liar.

Mr Hypocrite who Always Be.

...
Damn it.
Hard for me to choose.